Alex Ringeling and Hubert Roth, experts in digital diarrhoea

Alex Ringeling and Hubert Roth, aka Pie and Reet. This little blog is about them. Alex Ringeling and Hubert Roth, the Snip and Snap of the so-called shocklog. I don't have a 'SHOCK' category on my website, but if I did, they would definitely be in it. Not because I dislike them, but because they just don't get it.

I love sarcasm. Yes, even when I'm the butt of it myself as, for example, in the article by online magazine JFK Or the cynical column by Jan Medendorp. Anyone with a little bit of self-knowledge and enough self-mockery is not shocked by a critical piece in which he himself is the target.

Provided, of course, that the things being said are true. Funny or not, criticism has to be based on something otherwise it becomes mostly deliberate frame and vacuous swearing for the sake of swearing. Then it becomes cheap and even a bit stupid.

Basically like what happened on Retecool after the forecast which I did in 2017 for VROUW/Telegraaf in view of the approaching elections.

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Sucks

The piece about me that Hubert Roth and Alex Ringeling wrote about me falls into the category of 'SOFT' on Retecool. So far: funny. I don't find it any problem to suck, you can't be friends with everyone.

Personally, I don't like everyone either, and the categories 'HUGE' and 'SUFFERING' definitely show creativity. It also covers it directly. Genius.

The articles in both categories are based on facts from the media. In the 'SUFFERING' category, these news facts are criticised in a sarcastic way and in the 'HEERST' category - you guessed it - they are applauded in a funny way. Note: facts.

Well. Here we go.

Hubert Roth

"We don't see that very often. Everyone on Retecool knows that we hate new age quackery astrology and other paranormal dregs."

Thus Hubert Roth alias Reet (what's in a name), the founder of website Retecool who did not even shy away from posting photos of the autopsy of Mark Dutroux's victims to share on his blog (...).

Roth also knew the anger of Talpa on his neck by posting 'doctored' photos of this media company online showing depictions of terrorism, pornography, incest and the Holocaust.

One wonders where it went wrong with this man

Anyway:

"Astrology and other paranormal dregs".

How about "and others?

Anyone with an average I.Q. knows that astrology nothing to do with paranormal affairs to do. I would almost say, 'SUCKS' but OK, let me not be childish. A mistake should be allowed.

But then he does it again:

"Pretty refreshing that a lady, who earns her pennies from paranormal crap, says plainly that it's nonsense. "

Why make money from paranormal stuff? I'm keeping right here far from. I even explain it in great detail on my website. Neither tarot nor astrology falls under paranormal pursuits. If he is so keen to criticise, he had better make sure it is well-founded and that he actually knows what he is talking about.

Look, the fact that my words are twisted in the article and I am deliberately quoted in fragments to put the story in a totally different context is understandable. After all, if you want to write a shitty piece about someone that totally fits into the category of 'SICK', it is especially important to put your own spin on it as much as possible.

Reet understands his craft, I can't say otherwise. However, I have noticed that he suffers from chronic baggeritis. Reet is so obsessed with the word 'bagger' that he uses it in almost all his posts. Sometimes even several times.

Excess harms. When something becomes predictable it is no longer funny, it becomes mostly irritating. A small selection from Reet's virtual dredging depot.

Who is also up to his neck in the retecoole dregs, and often up to his elbow in Roth's ass, is Pie.

Alex Ringeling

Alex Ringeling, also known as Bass Pie or Boris van Tongerden (quite difficult still to choose a name when you are knee-jerk unstable and in full on the antidepressants), who Reet also occasionally allows to churn out some eggs here and there, not only has a colander on his head, but apparently also one erin.

Apart from the fact that his hysterical contribution is mainly characterised by utter ignorance, it also betrays that he has done zero research. Or that my explanations are just way over his perforated head, that is also possible, of course.

"ASTROLOGY IS BASED ON THE DELUSION THAT STARS IMMEASURABLY FAR AWAY INTERFERE WITH HOW YOUR LIFE GOES! AND TAROT IS A GODDAMN CARD GAME, AS BASED ON PSYCHOLOGY AS GODDAMN QUARTETS!?"

Whine in capitals about what I do but don't want to bother to read the explanation I give here indicate. This idiot really has no clue. It is mostly screaming for the sake of screaming. Pie clearly has astro trauma and a tarot phobia. Sad for him but otherwise, of course, not my problem.

Then again, what he is right about is that tarot is indeed a card game. Just as based on psychology like this quartet indeed. Our Pete Vergiet knows more about it than he thinks.

And although Pie himself thinks the word 'GODDAMN' sounds pretty manly (he uses it for a reason to reinforce his message), it does not exactly make his lyrics funnier. On the contrary, the use of power terms, foreign-language or otherwise, mostly indicates having a small vocabulary and a relentless lack of creativity.

Especially given the frequency with which he was a heck of a lot editor using this tough-meaning adjective appropriately is just too goddamn embarrassing for words. 

A small sample of his oeuvre:

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And just when you think the digital bleating is done, he casually regurgitates another empty, totally irrelevant tirade. 

"SHOOT THAT BITCH TO THE MOON WITH A HARPOON! FIRE! RAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!! JOURNALIST! SHE'S A JOURNALIST, SHE SAYS!"

 

Personally, I think it comes across as rather overwrought. I really do have a sense of humour, you're welcome to take me to task but with a bit of substance please so that there is actually something to laugh about.

These are just cries from a severely frustrated person. Swearing for swearing's sake, totally not funny, pretty cheap and on top of that, very stupid of Bas, Alex, Boris.

After all, I never said I am a journalist. I am not a journalist; I am columnist.

Cake itself, on the other hand, is indeed a journalist. At least, according to internet, though I have serious doubts about the veracity of this information. Most journalists do the necessary research before they go completely wild. They make sure they know what they are doing before they publish anything at all. This headless chicken just does nothing and apart from that, his writing style leaves a lot to be desired.

I'm going to say it now anyway:

SUCKS!

And not by much.

So you see what bullying can do; typically a case where victim eventually becomes perpetrator. And no, I don't even mean this sarcastically. Anyone with a modicum of common sense can easily deduce this from his bits on the internet in combination with his behaviour. Even without GODDAMN astrology or GODDAMN tarot.

Cake is essentially a whole sensitive boy but after spending his entire youth harassed , a year or more having been homeless in which it became painfully clear that nobody wanted him and he promptly added countless disappointments in love had to deal with, he has become hugely embittered.

Those who think their unpleasant experience as a holiday worker was an isolated incident, is horribly wrong. Those who are able to read between the lines soon find out that Pie was not only targeted here.

Pie was due to his hypersensitive nature to everyone an easy prey. Anytime, anywhere. Bullies can smell an easy victim from miles away.

I therefore suspect that it was only in his late teens that he learnt to bite off when it was not in his early twenties was. And so he still does this now at 46. Even when it is not necessary because you never know.

"I insult people on a daily basis. That is not my, but their problem.”

No Tart. It is indeed your problem. On the outside you try to be the tough, hardworking guy, but inside you are still that scared little boy who believes that attack is the best form of defence. Because, after all, you don't know any better. The deep-seated fear and insecurity is (still) evident in your eyes.

However, Retecool responders are not fooled by manipulative texts, stupid slurs and empty accusations that are not based on anything. Too bad Roth and Ringeling. Nice try.

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Because I am not the lousy one, Roth gets one Reet from me anyway.

For completely spontaneously posting several links to my website. It is, of course, a huge honour to be mentioned out of the blue on such a leading platform.

 

And as thanks for naming and shaming me in the fine inflammatory headline, I'll just do the same for him. After all, what goes around comes around.

Hubert Roth, thanks for the dregs of collaboration and Alex Ringeling, good luck, GODDAMN old hate pie. With everything you're still stuck with. And I mean that sincerely.

 

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