Sex party?

Even though one of the ladies had hoped for a sex party, last night when everyone was snug on one ear, I travelled to a secret location to surprise a group of friends with an evening of tarot readings.

My dear son patiently acted as a driver and neatly dropped me off at the gate to pick me up again early in the morning a few hours later.

Two ladies were aware of my arrival; the others had no idea what to expect.

The lady who had organised this evening with another friend had asked me to introduce myself upon entering.

No problem.

To give everyone a nice scare, I banged hard on the door that separated the main hall from the living room. Then I stepped directly inside.

Surprised faces at the long table at which freshly prepared pasta was eaten earlier.

'Good evening. Who wants a tattoo?'

Laughter

' No, just kidding. I'm the entertainment tonight.'

Curiously, the ladies looked at each other before turning back to me.

'What are we going to do then?'

'What do you think we're going to do?' I stepped up the tension a little more.

'Sex party!" laughed one of the ladies seductively.

I laughed.

'So you think I have a suitcase full of vibrators with me?'

Unfortunately, I had to disappoint her.

'Tarot cards!" another lady called out hopefully from behind her half-full wine glass.

'How do you know?'

'No idea, I guess, you look magical!'

I nodded.

'We will indeed do that ladies. No sex party for you tonight, but you can ask me anything tonight. Even about sex'

Several girlfriends stood up to walk back and forth smiling somewhat nervously.

' Oh My God, I'm getting hot,' I heard one of them say.

Another asked me what all they could ask for and yet another busily dashed back and forth to the kitchen to fill the table with tasty snacks.

Three rounds and four times around the clock, several tears flowed, both from laughter and sadness, emotion and compassion. Every emotion passed several times. An evening in which, because of all the personal information shared, eight ladies grew even closer and loved each other even more. An evening never to forget, both for them and for me.

Afterwards, everyone received a goodie bag as a gift and I returned home completely exhausted without a single ounce of energy but with an ultimate feeling of satisfaction.

After saying an extended goodbye to the enthusiastic group, two of the ladies walked me outside to the gate where Shane had dropped me off earlier that evening and would now pick me up again.

'Are you her son?" one of them asked Shane who, upon arrival, turned down the driver's side window and greeted the twosome kindly.

'Yes!' he laughed.

'Nice mother you have. We had a great evening!'

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